First things first

Most of this won't be very formal.

If you want the sort of biography and information that reads like "...and then Corey conquered the Abyssinians with a stroke of his eyebrow. Mwamba's powers were sorely depleted by the time the dread forces of the Hand appeared, but with a deft flick of the wrist they were also dispatched," then perhaps here is not the place. Although I might use that at some point.

I'm just going to tell you about me as succinctly and openly as I can. This may be hard, though as

  1. I ramble;
  2. I... actually, no; that's it.

So, with that said, knock yourself out. But just in case you want/need the formal stuff, just head to the formal biography.